Today I got back a history test. One question had finished with "the answer should be one paragraph in length." I didn't know the answer, so I simply wrote "One paragraph in length." My teacher gave me full credit, because I'm an exchange student, and thought I didn't understand her use of English. I was raised in an English speaking household. MLIA
Today, I was texting my boyfriend and he said he was hungry. I replied so was I. I called pizza hut and ordered a pizza and told them to deliver it to his house. In the next 20 minutes a pizza hut guy came to his door giving him a pizza already paid for. 5 minutes after he texted me thank you, an ice cream truck pulled up in my drive saying have whatever you want. I love my boyfriend. MLIA
Today, instead of working on my application to Stanford, I taught my dog to respond to Harry Potter spells. He now stays when I yell, "Petrificus Totalus," comes when I say, "Accio," and plays dead when I yell "Avada Kedavra." I feel that this was an acceptable substitute of my time. MLIA
Today I found out my friend was being a positive pregnancy test for Halloween. When I asked why, he said, "Because it's the scariest thing of all." I love my friends. MLIA
Today, I went to the vending machine after school. I put in my money and pressed the numbers but nothing happened. It had eaten my dollar. When I pressed the "return" button, the screen that usually flashes "Have a nice day" was broken along with the machine, so it started flashing "HaHaHaHaHa..." at me. I was hustled by a vending machine. MLIA
Today I was out driving for the first time. My mother told me to be calm and that nothing unusual would happen. Our neighbors then walked their goats across the street on leashes. My mother lied. MLIA
Today, while out driving with my Driving Instructor, he gave me a long winded speech about being ready for deer to jump out, and never to scream or slam on the brakes as we drove through a wooded area. As soon as he finished, a herd of deer jumped in front of us. He screamed like a girl, and slammed on the brakes. MLIA
6 years ago
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